Like her or not, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders has a tough job. She fields tough questions day after day about her idiot boss and his idiot policies. There is a reason Spicer is no longer doing the job. There is also a reason Scaramucci only lasted days – not everyone can pull it off. She barely pulls it off. However, I will give her some credit: she does a better job than I could ever manage. While not always graceful, she is always protective of her
Today, #IfIWerePressSecretary is trending on Twitter and it is the funniest hashtag you will see today. Promise. We have seen keyboard bullies – those who talk tough behind a computer screen. Some Twitter users are keyboard comedians. For that, we thank them.
We have compiled a list of some of the funniest tweets with this hashtag to save you the trouble the going to Twitter and scrolling. Enjoy!
— Random Jenn (@psychopogostick) October 25, 2017
You know, just so my boss and his supporters could understand. I’d make sure to speak slowly, as well.
#IfIWerePressSecretary I’d use air quotes when I called Donny President
— Jer-Jer (@DALLASNITES) October 25, 2017
Can this be requisite for the job from now on? I would watch every single press briefing.
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) October 25, 2017
Heavily. I would have a flask inside my podium. I would never be sober again.
#IfIWerePressSecretary I’d be blinking distress messages in Morse code.
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) October 25, 2017
S.O.S. S.O.S. S.O.S.
#IfIWerePressSecretary I’d just start making stuff up; it couldn’t possibly be more ridiculous than the stuff that actually goes on.
— ⚜️ Cattsy ⚜️ (@Cattereia) October 25, 2017
Oh. I was under the impression that many of the statements made by Huckabee-Sanders were already outright lies. Silly me.
Finally, perhaps our favorite Tweet:
I’d want my pay in advance.
— Muttley Matt 2.0 (@1CynicalCyborg) October 25, 2017
YES!! While we are fairly certain Trump doesn’t actually sit down to do payroll ever, we cannot say with any certainty that he wouldn’t order an employee not get paid until they “shape up.” Not paying people seems to be one of his favorite hobbies.
Please enjoy this light-hearted article today. We all know that beyond Twitter lies a nightmare that has bled into reality.