J.K. Rowling: The Best Trump Troll EVER

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When Trump gets quiet on Twitter, I have to find other ways to occupy myself. So yesterday I was revisiting some of my favorite old tweets and I happened on J.K. Rowling’s profile, which is always an amusing place to hang.

J.K. Rowling is the celebrated author of the Harry Potter series. She lives in Britain, and is THE BEST Trump troll on Twitter. She zings him with one-liners frequently. If I were to pull all of them, you’d be here all day (which wouldn’t be a bad thing), but it’s Saturday and you probably have family stuff to do, so I’ve narrowed down my selections to my absolute favorite Rowling zingers.

This went instantly to the top of my list. Not only did she (tongue-in-cheek) compliment him, but she emphasized his true grasp of “reality.”

Rowling grew up with nothing. It is rumored that she started writing Harry Potter on napkins in a cafe while homeless. While that is probably an exaggeration, she remembers what it was like to not be born “privileged” and she lets Trump know that he doesn’t live in reality.


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Like the rest of us, she made fun of his typos.

She even had some fun with Stephen King, American horror author, who has since been banned by Trump.

And like a caring teacher, she tries to help him use better words.


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She’s never afraid to be supportive.

She tells him when he’s being childish.

She reminds him how to be a leader.

Contemplates his inner thoughts.

After the infamous pussy tape surfaced where Trump was on full display as the sexual predator that he is, she reminded that world that if we let his words brush this incident off we are all lost. The can of worms that that tape unleashed will haunt this country for a long time. It is NEVER okay to just “grab a woman” but men felt emboldened to emulate Trump after he laughed about it.

She calls him out when he’s blaming everything on Hillary.

She justifies her interest and her right to comment when someone mentions that she isn’t even an American citizen.

She tries to help Trump fit in better socially.


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Her commentary on the presidential debates was hilarious.

She used to just comment for fun — now it is a duty.

I hope you’ve enjoyed my favorites. If you’re not following Rowling already, consider adding her to your list on Twitter. I doubt that you will be disappointed.

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