Laugh Wing Nation: ‘The Mad Pooper’ Is On Colorado’s Most Wanted List For Copping A Squat In Front Of Children

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A Colorado mom was recently shocked when her kids shouted at her to come look at a woman on the sidewalk in front of their home in Colorado Springs. Cathy Budde ran outside to see another woman, dressed in jogging gear, squatting with her pants around her ankles taking a doggie-style dump. We aren’t even sh*tting you. Heh – see what I did there?

She said:

They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like, ‘Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry.

Hahaha!! What?! That was the first time the “Mad Pooper” left a nasty memento of her run for the Budde family to find. They estimate that she poops on-the-go about once a week always leaving the waste along with paper towels. This has been going on for over seven weeks now.


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Cathy said that she has caught her two times since and has to laugh about it just a bit. It’s just so absurd!

Two other times we’ve caught her — caught her yesterday — she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching. I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop.’ She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped.

Cathy and her kids aren’t the only ones watching for The Mad Pooper to reappear. Police are just as confused as the rest of us. Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti of the Colorado Springs Police Department said,

It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career. For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.

If she is caught and charged, what would her charges be? Littering? Public indecency? Traveling with a deadly weapon? Intent to deliver? We would give the woman a pass if it only happened once – people have accidents. However, this woman is just a sh*tty person – figuratively and literally in this instance.

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