RWNJ Rick Wiles Warns The US Will Be Conquered Because Of Planned Parenthood … And Porn

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Rick Wiles, Right Wing Nut Job (RWNJ) pastor who speaks to god said that his buddy god told him a long time ago “that he would one day have a national television program and that when that day came, it would be a sign that the end of America was at hand.” Apparently that time is now. Wiles began broadcasting a national television show last week.

So far, every episode has been preaching his standard “urgent message” for the nation to repent. Last night he added a new twist. Apparently, the United States is about to be invaded by AND CONQUERED by a foreign army. All because of Planned Parenthood and pornography. Are you impressed yet?

We have turned from god directly into “wickedness, idolatry, sorcery, lewdness and murder,” then god “will bring in a foreign nation to drive them out of the land that they possess.” It’s weird, because the last time God had a problem with the happenings on earth, he sent his son to fix everything, right?

This country has turned from the Lord and He has raised us up to tell the American people [to repent].

If we do not repent, He is going to send in a foreign nation to conquer us … The Lord keeps telling me to look into the camera and tell the American people, ‘Your time is running out, you must repent now.’

Seriously, the man is a whack-a-doodle. But too many of his RWNJ followers will believe him and start panicking in the streets. The foreign armies are preparing to invade! Run! Hide! Grab your guns Gertrude!


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Or you could just repent. Right now. “[S]hut down the Planned Parenthood baby butcher shops, you will shut down the pornography, you will turn from your wicked ways.”

Repent, repent, repent, your time is almost over.

According to Wiles this is a commandment from god. So now there are 11 commandments?

Watch the show if you have the stomach for it. Twenty-eight minutes of crazy:

NOTE FROM THE WRITER: I apologize if my use of a lower case “g” above has offended anyone. I am of the firm belief that the god this man worships is NOT the same God that my Christian friends worship. Therefore, when he uses the word, I find no need to acknowledge his god as a true god by capitalizing it.

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