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Today, millions of white Republican voters will go to church and rage against the Deep State for inventing all these phony “domestic abuse” allegations against officials in the Trump administrations.

Sure, there’s pictures and police reports and multiple women and the evidence is pretty solid but it’s just not fair to ruin the lives of these good men over unproven accusations! When did America stop believing in due process like the president said? The Deep State is disgusting and the sooner we lock them all up without a trial the safer America will be!

And besides, even if Rob Porter and all the other men in Trump’s administration, including Trump himself, occasionally give their women a slap or two, so what? That’s how real men show women who’s in charge and isn’t that the kind of take charge men we elected to rule lead America? None of this namby-pamby share your feelings beta male crap! America needs real men in charge, like Jesus!

Yeah! Feel that manliness! Fuck your feelings! #MAGA!

White Republican voters are sick and tired of feminazis telling them they can’t treat women like chattel. They’re tired of being told that women have intrinsic worth and that men are not inherently superior. They’re tired of having to act like women matter. President Trump doesn’t think they do so why should white Republican voters have to pretend otherwise? It’s not fair!

Of course, there’s a reason Trump is losing support among the white women that supported him in 2016. It’s easy to indulge your racism and vote for a man that tells you you’re better than blacks. Not so much to vote for someone that tells you you’re completely worthless because you have a vagina. It was bad enough he defended sexual predators, now that he’s openly defending wife beaters as good men expect his support among white women to erode even faster (his support among women of color is already laughably bad and nonexistent among black women).

Conversely, expect to see his support among white male Christian Republican voters grow stronger because they’re still the very worst America has to offer and Trump is the perfect manifestation of their sick and twisted worldview.

And that’s why when Trump is gone and they slink back into the shadows to pretend they never cheered him on, we’re going to be there to remind the world that they, too, thought wife beaters were “good men” denied their “due process”. After all, “real” men don’t hide, they embrace their manliness, right? Unless, of course, they were always spineless cowards to begin with. That would make a lot more sense, wouldn’t it?


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