Apparently, Donald Trump had nothing better to do so he ordered his minions to stack some paper and put some red tape on it so he could cut it.
You know, because Trump is a f*cking five-year-old child.
On Thursday, Trump delivered a speech on cutting regulations and then made a spectacle of it by stacking a ton of paper to represent the number of rules and regulations in the present day compared to a smaller stack representing 1960. Before cutting the tape with gold scissors, Trump promises to deregulate to the point where the stacks of paper are reduced to less than the number in 1960.
In 1960, there were approximately 20,000 pages in the Code of Federal Regulations. Today there are over 185,000 pages, as seen in the Roosevelt Room.
Today, we CUT THE RED TAPE! It is time to SET FREE OUR DREAMS and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! pic.twitter.com/teAVNzjvcx
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2017
So, Trump literally wants to take America back to pre-1960. The would deregulate so much that we might as well declare anarchy. Because who needs a clean environment, safe food and water, worker safety, speed limits, poison control standards, safe roads and bridges, building codes, and many other regulations that keep America out of the dark ages anyway?
Trump’s deregulation ceremony was so ridiculous that Twitter mercilessly mocked him.
We only need one page to make America great again. Your resignation letter.
— Tim Tyrrell (@TimTyrrellNY) December 14, 2017
Just another way for you to help the wealthy get wealthier at the expense of everyone else!
— IR.net (@IRdotnet) December 14, 2017
You aren't the President for all of us. You are the President for the top 1%.
— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) December 14, 2017
Yeah, who needs safety regulations anyway? A little pesticide in the drinking water never hurt anyone. Right?
— Scott Morrison (@scmm17) December 14, 2017
Five million trees existed before you printed all of that crap out.
— Daniel Jereb (@danieljereb) December 14, 2017
Hey dummy!~ the world is much more complex than it was in 1960! SAD
— Ohioliberal (@Ohioliberal) December 14, 2017
You and your ridiculous props
— Ronda Tedder (@simple_thyme) December 14, 2017
Was it so you didn’t have to read it?
— Anna (@Hoff917) December 14, 2017
Fucking hell, they let you use scissors?
— Mark Gillies (@5goalthriller) December 14, 2017
Seriously, someone take those scissors away from him before someone gets hurt.
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